Trump Campaign 2015-2017
Memories Galore and MORE......
Bringing COMEDY to POLITICS in GOOD TASTE AND GOOD FUN!

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FRANCONIA, NH - FORT PIERCE, FL COLORADO SPRINGS, CO BERKELEY, CA 
~TRUMP ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS~
Donald Trump Junior and Shay Lynn Rogers in Stuart, Florida

TRUMP CAMPAIGN 2016 IN REVIEW

I spent over 1 1/2 years, 7 days a week campaigning for Donald J. Trump.

That's 13,104 HOURS of talking politics NON-STOP! I drove over 74,000 miles and was in 9 Parades from 

New Hampshire to Florida to Iowa!

I LOST OVER 70 POUNDS and STOPPED SMOKING by Concentrating SOLELY on WINNING this Election

and for the HUGH SALARY!


Gary, My Faithful Friend, How Could I Ever Repay You?    
simple...... just write me a check.......it's easy.......I've got a pen right here in my other hand......

NOT A PROBLEM GARY....LET ME GRAB MY CHECK BOOK!

  "BOY, THAT WAS EASY!"

 Brought to You in Part by the Folk's at 'The ANGRY LOBSTER!'Est. Nov. 2016
'Where the Redneck Hillbilly's of New Hampshire Mingle with the Rich and Famous of Palm Beach!'



   THE ANGRY LOBSTER

          Luncheon SPECIAL! $10.99

Includes: Excellent Service by Donna Jane Trump! (Boy, is she flat)

(1) BEER of your choice

(1) ANGRY Lobster (Please watch your fingers, Need a Bandage? see Donna)

(1) TRUMP Steak (Condom machine in men's room is broken)

Popcorn or Chips and a COKE (sorry NO PETS ALLOWED on table)

(3) Ice Cream Cones w/Bernie Sprinkles (Sprinkles Contain 'O g' Trans Fat)

SO, STOP ON BY! 

    AND BRING A FRIEND AND WE'LL GIVE YOU YOUR DINNER FOR FREE and charge your friend Double, WE WON'T TELL EM'!!

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                  TRUE TESTAMONIAL


Here's Just ONE of the MANY CELEBS that Dine Here with Us at The ANGRY LOBSTER!

"WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE CALL A PERIMEDIC?"


MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

Who would have ever Guessed, that Jed Clampett from the
Beverly Hillbilly's, Would EVER Become PRESIDENT?

  Jed - Granny - Mr. Drysdale - Miss Hathaway - Jethro - Elliemay        ~      Lara - Donald - Melania - Venessa -JR - Barron Von-Trump - Chloe - Spencer

RACING DONALD TRUMP

AND I BEAT EM' EVERY TIME!

Folk's, I drove OVER 74,000 MILES 

campaigning for Donald J. Trump. I did 26 Rallies with Donald ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY and one with Mike Pence in Derry, NH last August where I first met Mike and his wife. I gave out 1,000's of bumper stickers at Walmart's all across the Country and put up OVER 1,000 lawn signs from New Hampshire to Florida. 

This Rally in Tyngsboro, Massachusetts in October 2015 was 

MY MOST FAMOUS RALLY EVER since Tyngsboro is my home town and my old house was just down the street. I was welcomed by a screaming crowd at the front door to the Tyngsboro High School where guests hugged me and wanted pic's. The Media came running over to me and the camera's started rolling, several interviewed me. The State and Local Police of about 20-25 officers asked me to do a group photo with them for their National Bulletin because they absolutely LOVED MY POLICE CAR/PACE CAR.


Donald and his friend 

TRIED TO OUT-DO MY 

OFFICIAL PACE CAR 

with this 2011 White Camaro!

(Hey wait a minute, I know the guy next to Donald, 

I just can't remember where I met him. I think he's a 

Used Car Salesmen??) 

BOOK EM' DANO-LD!

FREE - ICE FOR ALL

See us on: facebook/garyshipko
This Website is Dedicated to President Donald J. Trump!

On the Trail With the GOP's Tough Guy and WEIRDEST NUT JOB!

"Hey George", "Yeah Teddy?" YOU STILL HAVE THAT DYNAMITE?
"YUP, All we gotta' do now is SHOVE it up his CAVE and light da' FUSE!"

VERY BAD Donald J. Trump Impersonator

At this Rally in Tampa, Florida these PROTESTERS WERE SHOCKED to see me come up to them and HUG THEM and 

ASK THEM TO SUPPORT DONALD 

instead of what they were doing. I tried to explain how important is was to STOP CLINTON AND HER CORRUPTION and SUPPORT A GOOD MAN FOR OUR COUNTRY! They were ALL so nice to me.   (photo by Paul Woods - Harper's Magazine)

(The girl in the sunglasses said without a smile, YOU EVEN LOOK LIKE HIM! I said, "I don't look that bad DO I? She then finally cracked a smile at me and said, "NO, Your a LOT BETTER LOOKING than him!" I smiled and said, "Thank You!" 

Several months ago I REALLY Dyed My Hair Black and Grew a Beard......YUCK!


I had a GREAT TIME at Disney with Donald and Ivanka but Mike Pence REALLY PISSED ME OFF!

This is Me and MY IDOL at the 
Sunny Acres Nursing Home Someday!
(In between Rally's and passing out bumper sticker's at Walmart's, I entertained myself by doing HUNDRED'S of FUNNY PHOTO'S of myself and Donald in various Comical situation's that I shared with the by-standers since I'm a 
Graphic Design Artist)
NURSE! Could you PLEASE loosen 
Former President Donald's Bonnet, it's CHOKEN HIM! 


This Rally was in my HOME STATE OF NEW HAMPSHIRE at the Raddison Hotel In Manchester in 2016 with Donald's Son's, 

Eric and JR! 

                             US POST OFFICE

                   WANTED $100,000 REWARD

                   Donald Trump JR (Donny) 

                 a.k.a. REDNECK VAMPIRE

  Last seen in a trailer park in Oklahoma City, OK

         Vehicle last seen in: AIRFORCE ONE JET

                  UNARMED AND HARMLESS

                Proceed with Minimal Precaution!

 

On the campaign trail in S. Carolina in May, 2016 where I did my DJ TRUMP impersonation in front of about a dozen people at this Burger King in Halifax when I complained to the waitress that my Chicken McNuggets were COLD and that I'm NOT LEAVING A TIP!

WARNING: If you should happen to spot this man please tell him to call home, his wife Melania Resident is worried about him!
Excuse me Sir, are you a RESIDENT of the U.S.? YES I AM SIR, FIRST NAME 'VINCENTE.'

So Donny, How Long Have You Two Been Dating?
                                   OH, OH.....He's Day Dreamin' AGAIN!

I Think the Make-Up Artist Made Me Look More Like John Wayne instead of INDY!

HELOOOOOOOOOOO.......WHAT'S YUUUUUUUR NAME?
ahhhh! Donna Jane................

GRAB YOUR CAMERA'S EVERYONE - DONNY JUST WALKED IN!
"HEY ALL YOU TRUMPSTERS, I GOT A CAMERA TOO!"

I Don't know about you guys but I'm Folding, I think Rosie's got the TRUMP CARD!

8 HOT GIRLS ON A HOT SUMMER NIGHT!

My World Famous, 'TRUMPMOBILE'
Tyngsboro, MA Rally, October 15, 2015

ONE ADAM 12....ONE ADAM 12....We Just Clocked Hillary Clinton doing 90+ and SHE'S HEADED YOUR WAY!


OFF TO THE DAYTONA 500 with 
     MICHAEL 
SCHUMACHER
from the 
FedEx 
RACING TEAM!
 

Nathan, Pull in Here,  Melania Wants Me to Pick-Up a Few Things at the Dollar Tree!

Doing my DJ TRUMP Impersonation in front of hundreds of people at a Rally in Tampa, Florida - March 2016 (photo by Paul Wood, jounalist for Harper's Magazine)

LORD, WHY ME?
Couldn't you find anybody else to support Donald J. Trump?

If Anyone's Planning on Running Against DJ Trump in 2020, 
DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE THAT BERNIE MADE!
THIS COULD BE YOU...NEXT!
And You Can be Assured that I Won't Be Far BEHIND!

VOTE TRUMP/PENCE IN 2020!
Want to be President in 2020? Send Photo to: donaldtrumpjr.net/yesiwanttobepresidentin2020