BECOMING 
                    DONALD
   Learn How I Became Donald Trump in 3 E-Z Steps!
         
              

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Easton, NH - Colorado Springs, CO - Stuart, FL
VOTE TRUMP-TRUMP IN 2020! 
 

WE THINK AND DRESS EXACTLY ALIKE!

Myself and Shaylyn Rogers in Stuart, Florida

                            BEFORE                          AFTER

READ THE ARTICLE ON ME AND MY MISFITS IN THE JUNE 2016 ISSUE BY PAUL WOOD
DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME WITH THOSE
OTHER MAGAZINES! 

STEP #1 -THE NAME CHANGE-
Come on Guys,
MY NAME REALLY IS DONALD TRUMP!
"Yeah, yeah, yeah! Just tell it to the Judge!"

 Gary Shipko pleaded 'GUILTY' in the 10th Circuit Court in Derry, NH and was sentenced to    serve 4 YEARS OF WORKING HARD in the White House for impersonating the President! 

Donald Trump Jr. - Black Male - 7'8" - 340 lbs. - Blue Eyes - Very Dark Complexion - Huge Hands - De-Married

      NUEVA YORK - El otro Donald Trump arrestado y acusado por posesiĆ³n de marihuana en New Hampshire. 
Un republicano radical del suburbio Londonderry en New Hampshire, que antes se llamaba Gary Shipko Republican insano. 

at: facebook.com/garyshipko

STEP #2 -HANG OUT WITH PRESIDENT'S-

Published in the London Telegraph Newspaper December 30, 2015
Meet Donald Trump Junior, the Republican candidate's devoted alter ego. Gary Shipko, 62, from New Hampshire, has remodeled his life on Donald Trump's, right down to taking his name and his hairstyle!

STEP #3 -THE TRANSFORMATION
                                                       Well, Here I Go.................

THERE'S NO TURNING BACK NOW..................

I DID IT!
I MADE AMERICA DUMB AGAIN!

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
I'M THE #1 DUMMIST PERSON IN 2015!

Stop by the White House and visit us ANYTIME! Here's the directions below.
Join the President and Me for Happy Hour every Tuesday Morning at 8am! 

LIVING THE DREAM!

STOP SMOKING! I DID! YOU CAN DO IT TOO!

   TRUMP CAMPAIGN 2016 IN REVIEW


I spent over 1 1/2 years, 7 days a week campaigning for Donald J. Trump. That's 13,104 HOURS of talking politics NON-STOP! I drove over 74,000 miles and was in 9 Parades from New Hampshire to Florida to Iowa!

I LOST OVER 70 POUNDS and STOPPED SMOKING by Concentrating SOLELY on WINNING this Election for Donald J. Trump with NO pay!


Folk's, I drove OVER 74,000 MILES 

campaigning for Donald J. Trump. I did 26 Rallies with Donald ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY and one with Mike Pence in Derry, NH last August where I first met Mike and his wife. I gave out 1,000's of bumper stickers at Walmart's all across the Country and put up OVER 1,000 lawn signs from New Hampshire to Florida. 

This Rally in Tyngsboro, Massachusetts in October 2015 was 

MY MOST FAMOUS RALLY EVER since Tyngsboro is my home town and my old house was just down the street. I was welcomed by a screaming crowd at the front door to the Tyngsboro High School where guests hugged me and wanted pic's. The Media came running over to me and the camera's started rolling, several interviewed me. The State and Local Police of about 20-25 officers asked me to do a group photo with them for their National Bulletin because they absolutely LOVED MY POLICE CAR/PACE CAR.

HEY! IT'S LIL' TRUMP!
Manchester, NH Trump Headquarters - 2016

 
 

WHY ME LORD?
"Hail Mary, Full of Grace, the Lord be with ME"..............

THE ANGRY LOBSTER



   THE ANGRY LOBSTER

          Luncheon SPECIAL! $10.99

Includes: Excellent Service by Donna Jane Trump! (Boy, is she flat)

(1) BEER of your choice

(1) ANGRY Lobster (Please watch your fingers, Need a Bandage? see Donna)

(1) TRUMP Steak (Condom machine in men's room is broken)

Popcorn or Chips and a COKE (sorry NO PETS ALLOWED on table)

(3) Ice Cream Cones w/Bernie Sprinkles (Sprinkles Contain 'O g' Trans Fat)

SO, STOP ON BY!

This is Me and MY IDOL at the 
Sunny Acres Nursing Home Someday!
(In between Rally's and passing out bumper sticker's at Walmart's, I entertained myself by doing HUNDRED'S of FUNNY PHOTO'S of myself and Donald in various Comical situation's that I shared with the by-standers since I'm a 
Graphic Design Artist)
NURSE! Could you PLEASE loosen 
Former President Donald's Bonnet, it's CHOKEN HIM!